I wrote this letter to Santa when I was 7. As you can see, my favorite purple gel pen didn’t lend my rudimentary handwriting any favors, so I'll transcribe:

Dear Santa,

theres is something that I won't that is big. I won't to be a good witch Like Hermine. I hope I speld it right. Hermine is one of Harry Potters best firnds. Harry potter is a wizerd. Hermine is a veary good witch. She is ver smart. ples santa Let me bae a witch like Hermine. and let perser dumbler right me a letter that seas
“Dear Cate, you are a witch. will you pluse come too Hogwarts. thes are what you will need a: wand, frig or a toad or owl or a rat, book of spils, nimbes 2000, trunk with your stuff, imsble enk, all the luckhart books.

$Love pefser dumbler."
Love cate
P.S Pluse

Instead of a letter, I got a guinea pig named Sammy Pascal whose teeth later grew through his brain.

Now, my writing might not have cut it for Hogwarts admissions, but if it does for your agency, drop me an owl. Or email.

***DISCLAIMER! I AM NOT A DISNEY ADULT***